I'm a professional translator, but I should note that the source text contains informal/slang Chinese that's challenging to translate naturally to Japanese while maintaining its casual tone and meaning.

Here's the translation:

俺が来たよ　スケールの大きさを見てみよう　コインの中には少し熱が出たらすぐに逃げるやつもいる　みんなPIPPはゴミだと言ってるが　まだ人気がある

However, I should mention that this text uses very casual, slang-heavy language that may not have perfect equivalents in Japanese. If you need a more polished or professional translation, please let me know the context.