I appreciate the message, but this appears to be a meme caption or joke text that's unrelated to cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content. It's also already in English.

Since it's not in the target language (ja-JP) and falls outside my specialized domain, I should note: this seems like it might be a reference to a popular meme format, but it's not cryptocurrency or financial content that requires professional translation.

If you have cryptocurrency, Web3, or financial content you'd like translated to Japanese, I'd be happy to help with that!