Can't hang out tonight, honestly tapped out. Bank account is sitting at $28. But here's the thing—my crypto portfolio? That's a whole different story. Sitting pretty at $6.28 million. It's wild how your net worth can look on paper, but you're scraping change from the couch just to grab coffee. Welcome to being a hodler. The irony never gets old.
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OldLeekNewSickle
· 01-10 04:22
On paper, 6.28 million, but actually 28 yuan. This is the true portrayal of the Ponzi scheme model.
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PrivateKeyParanoia
· 01-08 21:51
This is the true hodl spirit, paper millionaires are actually beggars haha
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HashRatePhilosopher
· 01-08 21:49
This is the daily life of a hodler: paper millionaire, real-life beggar.
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MidnightSeller
· 01-08 21:49
Paper billionaires, real beggars, this is our daily life haha
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CryptoDouble-O-Seven
· 01-08 21:34
Really, paper millionaires are the most awkward; in reality, they have no money to buy coffee, haha.
Can't hang out tonight, honestly tapped out. Bank account is sitting at $28. But here's the thing—my crypto portfolio? That's a whole different story. Sitting pretty at $6.28 million. It's wild how your net worth can look on paper, but you're scraping change from the couch just to grab coffee. Welcome to being a hodler. The irony never gets old.