The battle for Ethereum has reached a critical moment, with a million ETH-level Wall Street buy orders surging on one side and a continuous bombardment of unstaked millions on the other, it seems it's time to pick a side.

The battle for Bitcoin over there has long been over, with the victorious troops and the captives cleaning up the battlefield and preparing to move toward the next high ground at any time. However, during the cleanup process, an old soldier covered in pancakes occasionally resurfaces and is easily taken down.