2025-12-10 16:29:10

Just threw every last dollar into this dip. Now my wife's staring at the empty savings account like I owe her an explanation.

Me: "Honey, technically we're not broke. We're just... heavily positioned in volatile assets."

Her: "So we're broke."

Anyone else living this nightmare or just me?

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MEVHunterX

· 11h ago

Haha girl, is this true? My wife also looks at me like this.

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LayerZeroHero

· 15h ago

Haha, this guy really couldn't hold back, and his wife's sentence "so we're broke" directly broke the defense and laughed to death

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SchrodingerAirdrop

· 12-10 16:59

Haha, this is me. My wife doesn't even talk to me anymore.

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BugBountyHunter

· 12-10 16:57

Haha, this is the classic "We're not bankrupt, we're just doing long-term allocation" moment... That look from my wife was priceless.

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DAOdreamer

· 12-10 16:45

Haha, here we go again. I just gave up and it’s exactly the same as my daily conversations with my wife.

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MetaNeighbor

· 12-10 16:34

Haha, this is my daily routine last week. My wife's look could kill.

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