Look, I get it. You're probably skimming through this hoping I'll drop some alpha on whether ETH is pumping or dumping today. But if that's seriously how you're approaching this market, man, you've got a brutal learning curve ahead.

Still flipping positions every few hours like you're playing hot potato with your portfolio? Here's the thing - you'd legitimately have better odds throwing your money at a baccarat table. At least the house edge there is transparent.

The real game isn't about catching every 2% move. It's about understanding what you're actually holding and why. Because this impulsive scalping strategy? That's not trading. That's just gambling with extra steps and higher fees.