Every crypto holder right now is basically staring at their screen like they're reading tea leaves, trying to figure out whether Bitcoin's about to moon or crater after the Federal Reserve drops their next announcement.
The vibe? Pure chaos. Half the timeline's bullish, half's bearish, and everyone's pretending they know what Jerome Powell had for breakfast.
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GmGnSleeper
· 17h ago
Funny, now everyone is a prophet, but isn't it just waiting for the Fed's news to decide the fate?
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GateUser-e87b21ee
· 12-13 02:13
Well... it's actually all about betting on Powell's mood. Who truly understands it?
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ParallelChainMaxi
· 12-12 03:21
Hi, Jerome Powell has really become the财神爷 of the crypto world... one sentence and the entire internet is on its knees.
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BearMarketGardener
· 12-10 18:49
I don't know what Powell is eating, I only know how much my own coins have dropped in value haha
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FloorSweeper
· 12-10 18:41
I see that this article really describes me right now—scrolling through the screen ten times a day, afraid of missing any news.
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MercilessHalal
· 12-10 18:41
Laughing out loud, I'm the one who's constantly spamming to look at the K-line.
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Rekt_Recovery
· 12-10 18:33
ngl this hit different after my last liquidation... jerome powell's breakfast choices literally own my portfolio rn lmao
Every crypto holder right now is basically staring at their screen like they're reading tea leaves, trying to figure out whether Bitcoin's about to moon or crater after the Federal Reserve drops their next announcement.
The vibe? Pure chaos. Half the timeline's bullish, half's bearish, and everyone's pretending they know what Jerome Powell had for breakfast.