Just standing there chatting with a friend, minding my own business.

Then this guy literally shoves his phone in my face — no "excuse me," no "hey can I show you something" — just BAM, screen to eyeball.

"Bro, check this out! You can vibe-code a pizza delivery app, tokenize the whole thing, mint it as an NFT, and boom — small businesses scale instantly!"

I'm speechless. We've reached peak absurdity when every random idea gets the "let's tokenize it" treatment. Not everything needs to be an NFT, guys. And definitely not everything needs to be pitched like a drive-by sales attack.

Basic social skills still matter, even in Web3. Maybe we should tokenize common courtesy first.