The outcome of this FOMC meeting is even more dovish than expected

Basically certain: the Federal Reserve is about to turn on the taps💸

The funniest part is—wasn't it said before that QE would only start once the benchmark interest rate hits zero?

Now interest rates are still hanging in the air, and they want to loosen policy again. What to do?

Simple! Just repackage it:
We call this the "Reserve Management Purchases" (RMP)

The name has changed, but essentially it's the same old trick

To put it plainly, the central bank will still print money when needed