2026-01-11 05:26:31

My girlfriend tried to grab my phone to catch me in the act, but all she found were screenshots of my liquidation—it's really a blessing in disguise.

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GateUser-40edb63b

· 21h ago

Haha, alright. Compared to getting caught cheating and having a liquidation screenshot exposed, that's actually a blessing.

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ChainDetective

· 01-12 11:24

Haha, a liquidation screenshot is more convincing than evidence of cheating. The girlfriend probably forgot to check her phone about this.

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ParallelChainMaxi

· 01-11 05:56

Haha, now it's better. Compared to evidence of infidelity, evidence of liquidation seems much more innocent.

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gaslight_gasfeez

· 01-11 05:48

Haha, this is more embarrassing than getting caught cheating.

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ProposalManiac

· 01-11 05:46

Haha, this mechanism is brilliantly designed—my girlfriend initially wanted to chase and kill, but was instead cured by the margin call screenshot. It's a negative feedback loop of self-correction, a perfect example of incentive compatibility.

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GhostWalletSleuth

· 01-11 05:39

Haha, now your girlfriend has discovered your secret weapon, more hopeless than finding a mistress.

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