Life hack

If you don’t get married you can’t get a divorce. You also can’t have children. Meaning you have:
> peaceful long nights & mornings
> a full set of hair, no stress
> freedom to do what you want
> all your money is just yours
> lunch like a king, alone
Pro tip if you eat out alone:
Dress nicely, take loads of pictures. Ask specific questions about the food. Take notes. You may not know it, but you are everyone’s prime customer with a quick turnaround.
Potentially even considered an undercover Michelin employee secretly rating their restaurant. They’ll try their best to provide an excellent service.
Dining out alone is a heavily underrated experience. Leave your wife at home, try it tonight.