I love scammer calls. I pretend to be an elderly person desperate to pay them. My record is keeping them on the line for a whole hour. I put them on hold to "look for my wallet", yell at the cat, and ask them to repeat everything because my hearing aid "isn't working well". Then I spend half an hour reading the credit card numbers wrong... super slowly. At one point I even told them my kitchen was catching fire. Very funny 😆