Tom Steyer is buying the California Governor's mansion.

And progressives are helping him do it.
Of course they are.
Say the right words. Hate the right people. Pledge allegiance to whatever they're angry about this week. You're in.
The modern left will endorse anyone that matches their crazy.
They spent years telling you billionaires are a threat to democracy. Then a billionaire said f**k ICE and they handed him the keys.
Tom Steyer. Hedge fund titan. $2.4 billion. The man spent $253 million running for President and got fewer votes than a county sheriff in New Hampshire. The most expensive L in the history of American democracy.
And he's back.
Because it's Hollywood and they're dumb enough to believe him. Bunch of plastics who pump botox and go on TV and pretend to care.
His signature campaign promise: arrest and imprison federal law enforcement officers for enforcing federal law.
Called ICE a "violent extremist group." Compared himself to Eliot Ness taking down Al Capone.
80% of Americans want border enforcement. ICE cooperated under Obama. But under Trump, its full blown mutiny against the constitution.
He knows it won't hold up in court. The point was to win a primary in a state where hating ICE is a personality trait.
Gas at $5.80. Median home at $905,000. Chevron left. Palantir left. Blue Diamond shutting a plant that's been running since TEDDY ROOSEVELT. Dead last in business climate fourteen years running.
If California were a restaurant the health department would've boarded it up ten years ago.
And the frontrunner for Governor is ignoring all of it to pick the trending topic to get likes on TikTok.
Spent $112 million on TV ads. Bought his way from 1% to 21%. Even Berkeley professors don't like him. And those guys will back any anti-American with a megaphone.
He was the largest investor in the largest private prison company in America. They run ICE detention centers in California RIGHT NOW.
Bro is about to make money on both sides. Business things.
His fund bankrolled a coal mine in Australia that burned more than the UK burns in a year.
Then he started buying climate ads and put on a Patagonia vest. Told a crowd it was his "road to Damascus moment."
Brother. Damascus doesn't come with a multi-billion exit package and a ranch in Half Moon Bay. That's cashing out and rebranding.
Say the right words. Hate the right people. Pay 14% in taxes through the Cayman Islands while lecturing everyone else about paying their fair share. You're in.
The rules change when the money is on their side. Funny how that works. Cough Soros.
The 1996 Democrat protected the border. Deported millions. Bill Clinton said illegal immigration was wrong to a standing ovation. From Democrats. Standing. Ovation.
The 2026 Democrat wants to imprison the people who do.
They were for border security until Trump enforced it.
They were against billionaires until one said the magic words.
They were against money in politics until a coal and prison billionaire started writing checks.
The modern left is an extremist movement.
And Tom Steyer is its perfect candidate. A man with no convictions except the ones he purchases.
Union bosses made a call and the progressive caucus answered like trained dogs.
Even Katie Porter looked at his record and said "I call bullshit."
First honest thing she has said all year.
Coal lord. Prison kingpin. Quarter billion dollar presidential flop. A man so full of sh*t that if you gave him an enema you could bury him in a matchbox.
He's about to be your Governor.
While your gas hits $7 and your kids can't afford to live in the zip code they grew up in, make sure to vote for the guy going for dumb headlines.
Kill ICE. Import 3rd world. Make sure your tax dollars pay for it, while the state goes bankrupt.