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Salesforce is about to remove 103 million shares from the market through an accelerated buyback.
To do it, the company raised $25B in debt to fund repurchases under a broader $50B program.
Management believes the stock is significantly undervalued at current levels and is aggressively shrinking supply.

🚨 BREAKING: Morgan Stanley’s analysts warns the S&P 500 could fall to 6,300 by early April, implying about 5% downside from current levels.

BREAKING: Meta’s stock climbed 3% after Reuters reported the social media giant is planning to lay off over 20% of its 79,000 employees to balance AI-related spending.

U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent says the U.S. is allowing Iranian oil tankers to transit the Strait of Hormuz to keep global supply flowing.
Oil remains elevated, with Brent around $102 and WTI near $93, after rising roughly 40% since the war began.

Gold down 2 weeks straight during a literal war because the Fed might not cut rates.
The "safe haven" needs a safe haven.

NEW: 68% of high-net-worth Americans own crypto.

World Liberty Financial approved a new 3-tier staking system for the $WLFI token.
Top tier requires 50M WLFI (~$5M) locked and grants direct access to the project’s team/
The proposal passed with 99.12% support, though 76% of voting power came from just 10 wallets.

.@solana ranks #1 by 24h DEX volume at $2.179B, more than double Ethereum's $948M.
That's also more than BSC, Base, and Arbitrum combined.

Drone attacks are now hitting Fujairah, one of the UAE’s most important oil hubs.
Fujairah handles ~1.5M barrels/day via the Habshan–Fujairah pipeline
It is the UAE’s main export route that bypasses the Strait of Hormuz
Iran has warned ports and docks in the UAE are legitimate targets.

GM!
Happy Monday.

$160M raised in crypto this week.
@KASTxyz ($80M) wants to replace your debit card.
@cryptio_co ($45M) does your crypto taxes.
@zodl_app ($25M) keeps Zcash alive and private.
@VeryAI ($10M) verifies you're human with your palm.
The unsexy stuff is getting funded.

Boris Johnson:
I've long suspected Bitcoin is a giant Ponzi scheme and now I'm hearing tales of woe that make me fear I'm right.

The S&P 500 fell 0.61% on Friday to 6,632, now about 5% below its recent high and marking a new low for 2026.
The Nasdaq dropped 0.93%, while the Dow slipped 0.26%.
The S&P has now posted its first three-week losing streak in roughly a year.

GM!
Happy Friday.

Just set up my Claude Cowork

Oil back above $90 is starting to break the bond market.
The Bloomberg Global Aggregate Bond Index has now erased all its 2026 gains, after being +2.1% earlier this year.
Inflation fears are coming back.