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$160M raised in crypto this week.
@KASTxyz ($80M) wants to replace your debit card.
@cryptio_co ($45M) does your crypto taxes.
@zodl_app ($25M) keeps Zcash alive and private.
@VeryAI ($10M) verifies you're human with your palm.
The unsexy stuff is getting funded.

鲍里斯·约翰逊：
我长期以来一直怀疑比特币是一个巨大的庞氏骗局，现在我听到的悲惨故事让我更加担心我的怀疑是对的。

The S&P 500 fell 0.61% on Friday to 6,632, now about 5% below its recent high and marking a new low for 2026.
The Nasdaq dropped 0.93%, while the Dow slipped 0.26%.
The S&P has now posted its first three-week losing streak in roughly a year.

GM!
Happy Friday.

Just set up my Claude Cowork

Oil back above $90 is starting to break the bond market.
The Bloomberg Global Aggregate Bond Index has now erased all its 2026 gains, after being +2.1% earlier this year.
Inflation fears are coming back.

BREAKING: Paradigm-backed @AcrossProtocol explores letting $ACX holders exchange tokens for equity

JUST IN: Anchorage Digital has made a strategic investment in security platform Immunefi and purchased its $IMU token.

🚨 EXPOSED: ANDREW TATE IS INSIDER TRADING HIS OWN POLYMARKET
He made at least $45k betting on his own tweet count markets

Since the start of the US–Iran conflict (Feb 28, 2026):
Oil: +29.2%
Bitcoin: +5.9%
Nasdaq (Q): +0.1%
This time Bitcoin is holding up better than most traditional markets.

Oil almost hit $120.
Now it’s back near $91.
Why?
Trump says the US–Israel operation against Iran could end “very soon.” Markets quickly priced in the possibility that the conflict may not escalate further.
The war had pushed energy prices higher because of fears around the Strait of Hormuz, the route that carries a large share of global oil supply. Any disruption there immediately shocks the market.
For now, the signal is simple:
War escalation → oil spikes
Signs of resolution → oil cools

While everyone was chasing 10x in crypto…
The Tel Aviv Stock Exchange went from ~750 in 2020 to ~14,500 today.
That’s a 19x move.
Yesterday alone, the market lost more value than the entire stock market was even worth 2 years ago.

People keep saying AI is stealing crypto’s mindshare.
But the data says something else.
Nearly 1 in 3 Gen Z investors say they’re putting money into high-risk bets like crypto because they feel financially behind and want faster upside.
They buy volatility. And that’s still crypto.

The crypto market is looking way greener than the stock market today.
It feels like the mood is finally shifting back as people stop posting scary articles about AI taking over every job.
Stay patient, keep your DCA plan going, and let time do its thing.

Oil pumped nearly 30% intraday…
…and erased the entire move in the same day.
One of the most violent single-day reversals the market has seen in decades.

Dubai real estate or a memecoin?
It is hard to tell the difference looking at these candles.