A woman, upset because her husband came home late again after playing golf, decided to teach him a lesson.

She left a note on the dresser that said:
"I've had enough. I'm leaving you. Don't try to find me."
Then she hid under the bed to observe his reaction.
Shortly after, her husband arrived home. She heard him moving around, then he entered the bedroom, picked up the note and read it.
After a moment, he scribbled something on the paper and made a phone call.
"She's finally gone. Yeah, it was about time. I'm leaving," he said happily.
He grabbed his keys and left.
Furious, the woman came out from under the bed, grabbed the note and read what he had written:
"I can see your feet. We're out of bread. I'll be back in five minutes."