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How to order a pizza at a small town pizzeria:
[The phone rings between 6 and 11 times]
Him: Pizzeria.
Me: Hi, I'd like to order a couple of pizzas for pickup.
Him: Yeah.
Me: Could you make me one large cheese and another large pepperoni?
Him: Twenty minutes. [cuelga]
He didn't ask for my name.
He didn't mention the price.
Nothing.

I know a dentist who opened a brand new clinic without a single patient.
No referrals. No reputation. Nothing.
Right across from his practice were two apartment complexes:
600 units in one and 400 in the other.
He went to the rental offices of both buildings and introduced himself.
Everyone who worked there became his free patients.
Free cleanings. Free whitening.
He did it on purpose.
The rental office employees talk to every new person who moves in.
Without realizing it, they became his referral network.
Every new resident received a toothbrush, toothpaste, and a handwritten card from him.
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Serious question:
Do prostitutes have lovers they sleep with for fun, or is everything just work?

A man ordered a plate of noodles with meat for delivery for 25 euros. When it arrived, he reviewed the plate and found only a single slice of meat.
He called the restaurant to complain, but the owner responded with complete calm: "Even if it's just one slice, it's still meat, isn't it?"
The man hung up. Then he went out, bought half a kilo of meat, covered the entire plate with it, took a photo and posted it in the reviews section.
"I was very satisfied. The restaurant offers excellent service. They are incredibly generous with the meat. It was definitely a great choice."
A few days later, the