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A friend of mine was offered 300,000 in salary, a huge jump from the 200,000 he was making before.
He accepted immediately and started the following Monday, without even giving notice at his old company.
On Friday, when saying goodbye to a coworker and wishing them a good weekend…
The coworker laughed and told him:
"Here we work 6 days a week."
He was in shock.
He went home, didn't show up on Saturday, and stopped answering calls.
The following Monday he went straight back to his old office.
He said he'd had a family emergency, which is why he disappeared for several days.
Lesson:
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Conservative target for lighter at $13 for 2030
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My wife sent me a text message from work:
Her: "Are you watching that new documentary about serial killers on Netflix?"
Me: "Yes, I just started episode 3".
Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds".
Me: "Okay, paused. It's the living room photo, from the crime scene".
Her: "Good. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"
Me: "Yes. It's quite horrifying".
Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantel. Do you see where the natural light hits the wall?"
Me: "Yes..."
Her: "That is exactly the shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom".

I used to think that "9 to 5" meant a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

STOP BEING NICE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT
I've realized that when you're too understanding, people become too inconsiderate toward you.

The number of people who declare bankruptcy each year due to medical bills.
Norway - 0
United Kingdom - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
South Korea - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
Taiwan - 0
United States - 643,000