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Here’s my demographic: Dads with jokes.

Another day another hack. This is why clarity must pass. Large institutions are more afraid of losing ALL their clients money and getting sued as opposed to getting fat gains. Kelp DAO exploited for $293 MILLION making it the biggest DeFi hack of 2026. Have a great weekend.

I….am….not shocked. My question is are we really negotiating with the people who are in control over there?

Markets pumping. That’s what’s hot.

Check the sender and you’ll see it’s a scam.
If you’re on a mailing list, it’s a scam.
If you don’t think it’s a scam, you’re wrong. It’s a scam.
Even when it looks legitimate, it’s a scam
Treat everything as a scam and you’ll be a much happier, wealthier person.
Pro tip - don’t click on any links. Don’t respond. Go to the source yourself and verify it.

My T.A. from the recent truth social post:
Trump Analysis GAUGE RATING: 9.5 / 10
"THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!!" (said in Trump voice)
Traditional Stock Markets: 9.2/10
Bitcoin and Cryptocurrency: 6.5/10
Global Economy at Large: 9.8/10

Just hanging this here as a reminder on the difference between fees & spreads for one-off buys on @CashApp vs. recurring buy fees and spreads.
You can also set limit orders if that’s your thing. I just have it set to auto-buy every Monday morning 👇

These cashtags are great as a reminder $SOL

Yesterday's announcement for X Money and "cashtags" I thought wasn't a big deal. If it is able to do what it says such as:
- Fiat wallet with 6% APY
- Debit card with 3% cashback
- P2P payments w/ direct deposit.
- FDIC-insured through Cross River Bank (same bank as Coinbase and Stripe.)
- Brokerage routing via Wealthsimple (already happening for Canadians)
Then that is great. Personally, I'll still keep my USAA bank and continue to use CashApp to buy Bitcoin on a recurring DCA basis and then move it to my Tangem wallet.
This could be great for users across the globe as X has almost 600M

If this is what the head of product @x ,Nikita Bier, was hinting at I'm going to say it - this is a big nothing burger.
Cashtags so you can get info on stocks & crypto?!? Lame.

Head of product @x just threw us a bone.
We could use any help we can get @nikitabier

🥳Excited cause there’s still time!
😧Worried cause there’s not much…
Get that Roth account TODAY! Future-self will thank you…